there was this one dude named samsong and he was rad strong. he didnt tell nobody but his secret was his really long hiar that he never cutt in his life.
so when the persians (fuck those guys were dicks) were fuckin up shit and dissin our lord jesus shirst and was fuckin up shit samsong was all 'stop it u fucks!' and he totally kicked thier ass and they went running.
the persians were sick of eing eat up by samsong so they got this BITCH to go all tom clancy and figure out wut made samsong so strong. her name was delilia because she was da fuckin lier.
so she used her tits and shit to make samsong fall in love and while he was splitting her cell with his dick was pillow talked his secret away. he said 'ur so good Delilia and i love you so much and shit and she said i lov you to but whats ur secret to being so strong? and he said it's because i never cut my hair! and then persiens fucing popped out of the curtains and shit with their some dick boners because they were listenin and watching and they CUT HIS HAIR!
to put the cherry dick on top of the fucked cake they cut his hair out and CUT HIS EYES OUT TOO!
so samsong had to turn a wheel or something as punishment and the persiens sucked each outhers dicks and sexed delilia but deliliea really liked samsong it turns out and she felt sorry for him! and she deciced to help him with her plan.
the persiens were so dum they forgot to shave samsongs ballz though and he had some hair on them too (LOL) but hjis really hair grew bakc somme and he said 'god i no that my hair isn7't so long but I need the power to fuck up some shit' so Samsong PUSHED the pillars he was chained to and all the fucking persiens died by being crushed and delilia too.
the whol time though Samsongs power really came from loving god but he got vein and shit and forgot but he prayed and loved god at the end which really gave him his power back.