My noid is frakking goose-egg`d

Owch

Once upon a midnight dreary

I sat and pondered. I did. Really.
When who should knock upon my door?
Why my great friend, Philip Stonimore!
"Philip, my friend, sit and chat!"
But Philip feel. Stiff and flat.
Philip was dead and a knife stuck forth
and it bore the insignia "MEATLOAF"

Meatloaf!! What a horrible thing!
He killed my good friend
(Prob'ly with a grin)
Meatloaf! I swear to you, my horrible enenimy!
I hunt you down and KICK YOUR FAT ASS

New past

Akay, sa I knaw I hoven't mode past far while. But hey, wha reolly expects me ta updote very aften, right? I meon.... it's nat like I gats onything gaing an then, eh!?!

I suppose I should entertain you all with a funny anectdote since you're being so kind and giving weight to my blog and stuff. That past Spanish Simpson Dragonball Z blog doesn't really cut it. I didn't even make the stupid(HILARIOUS) thing!

So the other day I was Walking with my buddy....uh...Reisen Storck and we came across a stuffed chimney. I was thinking to myslef "Boy! What an breezey way to eat pumpkins!". I voiced my thoughts to Riesen Storck and he


Oh shit! It's dinner time! Later suckers!

Love,

Ricky