Friday, August 15, 2008

Ah! Of butter peanuts & faces!

Today I opened up a fresh new jar of crunchy peanut butter. As due protocols I made sure to check for any life or living organisms. Lucky for me, and the food industry, I found no life. BUT I did find something pretty disconcerting.

A face.


This puzzled me. How did this face arise? What was it's purpose? What significance does this have? Why me??
I couldn't think on such an empty stomach. I needed substance to tackle these lemmas.
So I made a sandwich! A delicious (and nutritious) peanut-butter sandwich.

It wasn't long after I took my first bite that I realized my folly.


Oh well! At least the Sandwich was good.

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