Listen not to the goat whos beard sways on a breezeless night.

Once, many nights past, a being came to me in the midst of a dreamy dream.
It said
"Young Master, who's mind knows not the boundaries of itself, remain for a time and hear."
The B's words were mysterious and echoed the doubts that resounded within my dome. I had not the will to turn and run. Needlessly I stopped and listened.
He spoke "From moons hence yourself will wait and minds will meet and consider. After a time our feelings will seek and be sought. Know that and nothing more. Henceforth forevermore."
It's riddles riddled me and I pondered. My eyes traced the very spot it came to me.
And I noticed the area was occupied. Undaunted I continued to look. And what I saw shook me to the very fabric of my core.
Within the unempty spot of space I saw the Man-Pac miniature. A top it A note lay and read:
"M E A T L O A F"

Ah! Beards and Convictions!

Yo whassup suckas?
This is me...comingatcha with a new... web log!
Yeah!

Hah! Old jokes are the best. So anyway everything is going well for me. My K-Adventure is finito and I'm currently on some down time. But I'm not at home... No! I'm actually in Lethbridge again! No meaty smells...yet!

What more do you want?

My face is bare once again.

Long time post

Well my funkies it seems as though I have yet to make a up to date post. My last one was when Anto and I rumbled.

So everything is going a-okay, eh. I've been training my mind as well as my body and it seems to be paying off. I've been stretching almost EVERYDAY and I can touch the floor without bending mah knees!

(Chew on THAT, J. Sun)

So hey! It seems the date for my triumphant return is in less than one month! Less than o////!@#@#?////2/2//
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Well peace out.
Don't bite the hand that is dirty
-R.I.C.UUuuuuuuuuuuuu-----.......

My noid is frakking goose-egg`d

Owch

Once upon a midnight dreary

I sat and pondered. I did. Really.
When who should knock upon my door?
Why my great friend, Philip Stonimore!
"Philip, my friend, sit and chat!"
But Philip feel. Stiff and flat.
Philip was dead and a knife stuck forth
and it bore the insignia "MEATLOAF"

Meatloaf!! What a horrible thing!
He killed my good friend
(Prob'ly with a grin)
Meatloaf! I swear to you, my horrible enenimy!
I hunt you down and KICK YOUR FAT ASS

New past

Akay, sa I knaw I hoven't mode past far while. But hey, wha reolly expects me ta updote very aften, right? I meon.... it's nat like I gats onything gaing an then, eh!?!

I suppose I should entertain you all with a funny anectdote since you're being so kind and giving weight to my blog and stuff. That past Spanish Simpson Dragonball Z blog doesn't really cut it. I didn't even make the stupid(HILARIOUS) thing!

So the other day I was Walking with my buddy....uh...Reisen Storck and we came across a stuffed chimney. I was thinking to myslef "Boy! What an breezey way to eat pumpkins!". I voiced my thoughts to Riesen Storck and he


Oh shit! It's dinner time! Later suckers!

Love,

Ricky

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