And lo, he did speak.
"Uponith my brow lay the sweetest of nectars, and the bitterest of dark chocolate."
-"but melord" Vassal leid said "What-eth about your hand?"

and verily the Ballin' lord did smote him.
Adn all was forgiven.

Ah! Of butter peanuts & faces!

Today I opened up a fresh new jar of crunchy peanut butter. As due protocols I made sure to check for any life or living organisms. Lucky for me, and the food industry, I found no life. BUT I did find something pretty disconcerting.

A face.


This puzzled me. How did this face arise? What was it's purpose? What significance does this have? Why me??
I couldn't think on such an empty stomach. I needed substance to tackle these lemmas.
So I made a sandwich! A delicious (and nutritious) peanut-butter sandwich.

It wasn't long after I took my first bite that I realized my folly.


Oh well! At least the Sandwich was good.

Some true stuff goin' on.

Fight!?

Lockeappa stared at Michealokou. "Believe in me who believes in you!" John Nappalocke said. "Screw you bo-day" was the steadfast reply. "It seems we are at a stand-still gentlemen," Jingeta said with a coo "Might I suggest.... some sort of face off?".

The air was still.

The only movement was of that of a butterfly struggling to fly, it's flyers were badly damaged by a butterfly gremlin, then, suddenly, Nap-Locka charged at Son-Michealko!




One remained standing at the end of the bout.

An important word from our friend Puff.

The Two Steps to Not Being Afraid

Step 1.
The first step to no longer being afraid is to see things as they really are.

Step 2.
Have the courage to try. You may fail but at least you have made the effort.

Lethbridge Smells Like Meat

It's been very surreal here in Lethbridge the past few days (I live in Lethbridge). I've been smelling a odd, lingering meaty smell. But it's not familiar.

Now, I don't want to toot my own horn here but I am quite the smeller. If I smell something I can usually tell where it came from or what it is. Such is not the case with this new meaty smell.

I will investigate further and report my findings.

To the Max

To begin my Blog I must get something off my chest.

I love egg.

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